♈a aries (March 21 – April 19) – “I understand that” risk taker 🎲
It’s not broken Stop you. You’ll still say brunch, that last minute weekend trip, and anything that sounds fun. If your bank account is crying, that’s it You’re the future problem. What’s the worst case scenario? You can start a random side hustle or bet on “certainty” and earn fast cash.
♉♉️Taurus (April 20th – May 20th) – Negation Queen/King 💅
You refuse accept It’s broken. You still order that high latte and treat yourself in your mind comfortable It’s a need. You may immerse yourself in savings or act like everything is fine – while you check your balance and enter the full on Existential Crisis.
♊♊️Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Creative Hustler 💡
You may be broken, but you Wise. You can flip something on the Facebook Marketplace, get a random gig, or suddenly Content creator overnight. You talk about your path to free meals, finesse your friends to cover your tabs, and somehow live your best life.
♋♋Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Secretly struggling 🥺
You’ll behave like everything is okay, but you’ll be inside stress. You may cancel your plan because you are “You’re too tired” (aka: broken). But when it gets Really The worse, you call your family and your best friend a little. Emotional (or financial) support.
ho (July 23 – August 22) – “Fakes until you make it”
You can put $2.74 in your account Not anyone You probably know. You still dress like a million dollars, show up at all events and post as if you’re alive Luxuriously. But behind the scenes? You ration the gas money and pray that no one would suggest splitting the bill equally.
hir maiden (August 23 – September 22) – Financially ignorant 💸
you Wish You were good for money, but somehow it was free It’s disappearing. You don’t average To blow your budget, but suddenly you’re wondering where your pay went. You promise yourself that you’ll do better next month…but you won’t.
♎♎️Libra (September 23 – October 22) – “Oh, I used it all” one 💳
You will try to take responsibility, But after that There was a sale. Or a dinner invitation. Or dress you cutely I need it. Your bank account may be breathless in the air, but you will still find a way to maintain the look. you I did it You have a budget, but be authentic. I just want the miracle of money.
♏♏️Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – Mysterious Money Magnet 🕶️
You don’t Saying complaints About brokenness – you strategy. If you have little funds then there’s no one know. Some mystical fuss, timing favors, or Pure Willpower. There’s really no one know How will you survive and be honest? That’s how you like it.
♐Sisters (November 22 – Dec 21) – “Yeah, just fake money.”
you literally Don’t emphasize it. Is it broken? Anything. You still travel, enjoy, and Live life. You may maximize your card or borrow it from a friend, but in your mind you will get it back Finally. You are here for the atmosphere.
♑♑ Head Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – Secretly panic 💼
It’s you that it’s broken worst nightmare. You’ll start working over timeI’ll apply 10 Work at once and enters full grind mode. You’re not trying to make your life It’ll fall apart With money. You are the type you have Emergency Fund– But what if it’s gone? you Intention It makes me feel sick.
♒♒ (January 20th – February 18th) – “Money is a social construct”
You don’t need Money – creativity is needed. You are living to rift discovery, barter for things, or somehow survive Atmosphere and generosity. If things get worse, they disappear for a while until they understand something. What’s the worst case scenario? You crash at a friend’s place until your life is sorted out.
Piss Method (February 19th – March 20th) – “It makes my path manifest”
You’ll deal with it Fantasy Rather than actually planning, it’s about money. you believe The universe is provided (and lowkey, usually lowkey). Talk about “trust the process” while avoiding banking apps all cost. If things get Really The worse, you may shed tears of it and then go and take a nap.
